This is it.

This is by far going to be the worst birthday I’ve had ever since that time my mum and my sister went out clubbing and left me at home to babysit my nieces.

I think I’ll just adopt the Sloth approach and not expect anything anymore.

The Obligatory Birthday Blog

To get ready for new year, I say that there’s nothing better than a big, fat, dump.

It is the sloth in its natural habitat

Mmmmm

And I end it all off with unicorns

YAY!

REMinisce

I don’t even know why I capitilised the REM as such, it just seemed an arty thing to do.

Well time draws nearer to the end of 2007 and life goes on as usual. Good stuff.

I was just thinking about like how life was before in secondary school, and it’s weird because like the one thing that stood out was my unresolved issues with this girl I knew who I swore I’d confront one day in future. Someday, somehow.

It’s like one of those teen movies where the popular student psychologically torments the not so popular student and they get retribution later in their life. Well it’s not exactly like that but the one thing that I just wanted to ask her was “Was it really necessary?” All that time and effort could have been minimised in a more harmonious and optimistic way, methinks.

Agh. I tried to relate the story of my horrific years in secondary school centered around my struggles of never really fitting in but I realised that it was too tiring. Perhaps we shall sit down with a java mocha frappe and I will tell you someday.

Anyway, If it wasn’t for her *lightning bolt* I wouldn’t have developed my many shining qualities and impeccable sense of comedic timing. {: I also reckon that if the education system in Singapore weren’t so boring I wouldn’t have developed artistic skill, due to lack of doodling, so thanks as well.

This time of year it just seems right to tie up loose ends, make amends and do a little bit of spring cleaning, but I’m not sure if I’ve done all those things. I definitely tidied up a bit and am feeling very content at the state of things right now, and that is enough for me.

Big ups to the big guy up there, thanks for milo, special VIP sloths, great times, my whole life in its entirety (and I mean the whole thing) and yes peace, love and harmony within the world.

Do you think it’s true that if enough people are wishing of the same thing with the same intensity, that it will happen? I think it is. One day I shall lead a crowd to wish for something super important and cool.

XTC

There is a great song that I often listen to called ‘Making Plans For Nigel’ by XTC.

Anyway this is what the following convo is about.

Wally, wally, where have you gone? :/

hubba

hubba

hubba

bubba

hubba

hubba

 

Oh there you are.

PMS

Here’s a summary of what I think of when I’m in PMS.

I hate the world.

The world hates me.

Everything sucks.

Stuff

National Museum made David&Molly plus Muhammad Nigel bin Lee feel incredibly intellectual. I liked the part where we were observing the fire extinguisher exhibit.

“Break the glass… hmm interesting. Perhaps it represents a break in society.” *Nods all around*

Yo, M.A.D.E. was fun guys. I’m sorry Adam that we’re kind of a nerdy bunch and couldn’t go anywhere afterwards lulz.

I look horrible but anyway, check my surprise birthday brownie!

Anyway here’s the best of M.A.D.E.

SHAFIK’S FUCKING FACE (literally)

Captain Cumboat

(What does your dad do for a living? He cums.)

(What the fuck is a cumboat? It’s a boat made of cum.)

Sabriiiinajmah

Armpit Society

I reckon that’s about it.

OMG and the ever anti-climactic Brandon Fernandez of the National Museum’s audio guide. What kind of farewell is that?

I’m gonna edit this later so don’t worry SIGH.

OH by the way!

Thanks to Charmaine the Yellow for her lovely scarf and to the rest of the groovy peeps for that surprise birthday brownie which I reckon mainly Sabrina was behind

This just goes to show that David & Molly is not just a brand but also a way of laif.

Monsieur Poo

Ugh he’s so lumpy

Recaptured Cafe at Jalan Eunos – Please don’t close down!

I’m serious!

I’ve been meaning to go but i’ve never had the chance to D:

Just in case there are any people living within the Eunos-Kembangan area, I definitely have to recommend Recapture Cafe if you want a nice spot to chill out at to read a book, sketch or just sit down with friends and have a lazy afternoon at.

That particular spot in Eunos is infamous for having a myriad of small businesses that come and go, and I have to say the Recaptured Cafe is by far the best I’ve seen in that long string of entrepreneurial attempts my friends.

So if you guys running Recaptured Cafe are reading this, for my sake, don’t close down! I was gonna go out to grab a brownie or a soup or something but I realised today was Christmas and you guys are probably partying hard… or soft. Just so you know I’m definitely gonna come down the next chance I get. Watch out!

I’m so gonna try some of your clam chowder or those cute little cupcakes.

Excitement Levels

Here now kids is an educational post, about Excitement Levels.

Now, excitement levels is your energy over time. Let me illustrate with a typical excitement level chart, recognised in many scientific circles.

Okay so for a quick walkthrough of this is that my energy will relatively be stable, but will result in very big JOLTS OF ENERGY, followed by extreme mellowness.

The little jump before the last big jolt of energy right there is actually because I was gonna say something funny, forgot it for a bit, and then remembered and then had a really good laugh.

So that there are Excitement Levels.

I will illustrate with more examples……

When I feel like it

It’s A Sloth Birthday!

Keep reading to get a slice of mai laif. 

24th December is officially time to sloth out