Par-tay

Colour Pencils!

Weeeee, this is for you people who have been missing my drawings.

Women

Can’t live with them, can’t live without them?

Well you see the thing here is, women get pretty messed up around that very special time of the month, and if you think that she’s got a clear thought in her mind YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

So the best idea would be to get the best camouflage suit you’ve got on and blend in with your environment or worst comes to worst, play dead, because you’re much better off than saying something and then setting them off.

It’s weird because around this time of the month, women obviously get very emotional and as a result they want people to do any/either/all of the following things: go away, give them attention, give them rpesents, tell them touching stories, leave them alone, give them a nice cup of tea, listen to what they say, pretend you’re completely wrong and agree with everything they say, not be guilty and just ignore them because they KNOW they’re PMSing.

So you see it isn’t easy being the afflicted or the people closest to the afflicted.

Speaking as one of the many afflicted however, I can safely say that you should ignore at least 80% of what we frightfully picky and fickle girls say because it is nearly always an exaggeration of current events.

Then again, COMPLETELY ignoring us should be out of the question as well. We’d be on you like a pack of squirrels on some crunchy walnuts.

PMS Rant

I typed like 10 paragraphs out, deleted them and I am now listening to My Chemical Romance for goodness sakes.

After all this I resorted to thinking like a cat.

Super Cres At Best

ONE OF THE BEST TV SHOWS EVER.

Do not contradict me!

Primary 4 Homework

I did it for my 10-year-old cousin.

I’m not sure whether that looks like a kid did it though. Lol.

Dane Cook

No girl in a relationship should ever watch Dane Cook’s material for fear of being paranoid that they are really that annoying in their boyfriend’s eyes.

As much as Dane Cook is highly annoying, a lot of what he says is true.

Angghhhhhhh!

Boyfriend: “What do you want?”

Girlfriend: “Hmm……. (long pause) What do they have?”

GOOD MORNING

I suddenly woke up in a very nauseatingly good mood! ‘

Weeeeeeeeeee!

Polaroid

While looking through my dad’s pictures, I just find it sad and quietly shocking that my children are probably going to never see half of the pictures taken in my teenhood, so I’ve decided on getting my hands on a Polaroid camera, once someone points me in the right direction that is.

I’m looking for one which will definitely last for ages, easy to carry around, tough, and definitely affordable. I don’t want to make the same mistake I did with my laptop battery and pay 4 times as much than necessary.

Please, please, please do help! If not for me than for my future children D: Like Baz Luhrmann says, it’ll be hard to grasp how extremely fabulous I look now than at any other time in my life. When else can I get away with wearing a pink and grey plaid skirt?

(BTW thank you Sarah for those extremely helpful hints to finding the coveted Mary Janes )

I miss this feeling

I crack up everytime I see this picture LOL.  Check out the stonage on my face mang! I was way too involved in the tension/excitement of the moment. This was in the airport rushing to the gate to go to Maldives, 2006.

Can’t wait to travel again!