Despite being a little older and not having seen each other for about a month straight, the gang will inevitably always resort to Sab-bashing.

Sab-bashing refers to the persistent and continuous aggravating of Sabrina, my sunshine friend, with various and creative ways.

Today’s Sab-bash revolved around her cornrows, because we saw a definite likeness of her to Predator of Alien vs. Predator fame. Think about it people, she hides those mandibles to blend in with us.

Last term Sab-bashing revolved around her ’sexcitement’ and all the ways she would pounce on various members of the male sex. The scenarios would get more and more elaborate as we talked. I think the best part of Sab-bashing is that she’s there the entire time and the people around her will talk about her ’sexploits’ like she isn’t there.

It just gets better from here, because you see, Sabrina will get to a point where she will stay quiet and pretend to ignore the crowd around her. This is difficult because the crowd is usually four or five very, very, very lively people. Then she will get to the stage where she will giggle (this is about a minute into the im-going-to-ignore-you phase). I think the unwritten rule is to get her into the quiet stage and then get her out of it the quickest, I’m not really sure.

So if you ever see Sabrina in school, do grab three or four friends and corner her and proceed to taunt her but in a light-hearted manner. Don’t make her cry, only I and our mutual friend PMS can do that and I haven’t really succeeded yet.

You may ask, why do we only taunt Sabrina? Because if you attempt to taunt Charmaine, she will invade your personal space and may or may not bite off your ear (preferably the one with the piercing on it because it’s shiny).