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In An Ideal World

I would have gone with a very short hairstyle. I’m talking like, my current fringe length short.

Unfortunately this is a world where microwave popcorn is not available to me and my face shape does not suit short hairstyles. BOOHOO.

I will however be investing in blonde highlights later this year.

PEACE OUT.

Bizcom

So for my integrated studies (IS) I’m taking a module called Business Communications whereby we learn basic etiquette that is acceptable within the working world and forms of communications.

Anyway today I’m rather sick but I’ve decided to get to Bizcom and thoroughly prepare for the letter writing test today.

So to do that I have to read the notes right, being the studious student that I am. Unfortunately I got distracted by something and decided to share this cute little snippet with y’all.

Shirts that will make me very happy indeed

Long sleeved men’s collared shirts that a bold, solid colour… and FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SHIRTS!

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All that aside, Le Sab and I had marched our excellent selves down to The Singapore Expo to experience the farce that is the Food Expo.

I’d been ridiculously excited when I’d first randomly picked it out of a hat as a subject of my assignment because:

1. It’s a FOOD expo!
2. Ergo = FREE SAMPLES
3. Did I mention that it was a FOOD expo?

Okay so we, the dynamic duo, shuffled about with laptops in bags and arms attached to our shoulders set to conquer the mainly Auntie crowd. I have personally proven that:

500A = B

if A is the jostling that one experiences at any MRT station at peak hour, B is the jostling one experiences at the Food expo.

You get the drift.

I think that the best thing about the entire experience was that there was entire section devoted to tidbits, and Nigel, there was Ramli Burger, so you missed out. Truly. Anyway, cheese balls and buttered hotdog buns later there, Sabrina and I were standing and munching thoughtfully on some Puttu Mayam when we realised that the mother and daughter we’d been sharing the table with had now been reduced to a daughter.

I started feeling a bit paranoid when I didn’t see the mother hadn’t come back after about 15 minutes. Then it struck me. THAT DARN WOMAN HAD LEFT HER DAUGHTER TO BE ADOPTED BY US!

I wasn’t ready to be a parent but somehow that girl looked so lost and confused, I could feel my maternal instincts stirring within me. I looked at Sab and she just shrugged, and it was then that I had decided that i needed to get a job to finance an apartment to raise the child.

Too many decisions were being weighed down on me at once! What was happening?!? I was eating a delicious Indian dessert and suddenly I have to adopt a child??!

My mind was reeling and yet my hands were still busily working on that darn Puttu Mayam! What was the child’s name? How was I supposed to explain to people why the child has two straight female parents? What on earth was I supposed to wear to school tomorrow?

Luckily though I was saved by the mother who had come back looking particularly relieved to find her child still there.

Kowtow before His Noodlyness!

I shall come up with Pasta-related art but for now, enjoy the art of others and read all about my new religion.

VIVA LA PASTA

So bizarre

You will never look at vegetables the same way again.

New Hairycut

Okay so with the advent of life-changing haircuts happening around me plus my general boredom, I’ve really been jonesing for a brand new sassy haircut.

Trouble is, i’m not sure whether I should go for short short or medium length, and if so, what style should I be going for even? In a perfect world, I would have Pink’s fancy pancy mohawk but honestly, no one can arry that off except for Pink.

Perhaps a big curly ‘do?

Agh, I really could go with some suggestions here peep peeps.

Symbolic banning of porn sites?

Apparently Singapore has made a  move to ban two porn sites as a symbol of Singapore’s societal values

I’m not expert, but I rather like how there as an “unfavorable” response from the masses deeming the move as “unecessarily moralistic.”  I don’t know what everybody is complaining about really, I mean there are literally about seven million more out there on the web to explore.

In my opinion, the best part about the article is how “one user” unspecifically named said that he (I’m assuming it’s a he) is going the “surf internet porn by proxy” just to piss the government off for a bit.  Although really,  we know why really wants to surf the pr0n, and believe me, it’s not as an act of anarchy.

Ah, Singapore, the bans you come up with.

Lyrics

In every blog, there are always the obligatory song lyrics which somehow reflects the blogger’s take on their life at that particular point in time. While I make it a policy to entertain on Naj Me Tender rather than write about my life and the utterly boring things that go on, I feel that this song is very, very relevant.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Spongmonkeys.

We like the moon
Coz it is close to us
We like the moon
But not as much as a spoon
Cos that’s more use for eating soup
And a fork isn’t very useful for that
Unless it has got many vegetables
And then you might be better off with a chopstick

Unlike the moon
It is up in the sky
It’s up there very high
But not as high as maybe
Dirigibles or zeppelins or light bulbs
And maybe clouds
And puffins also I think maybe they go quite high too
Maybe not as high as the moon
Coz the moon is very high

We like the moon
The moon is very useful everyone
Everybody like the moon
Because it light up the sky at night
And it lovely
And it makes the tide go
And we like it

But not as much as cheese
We really like cheese we like zeppelins
We really like them and we like kelp and we like moose
and we like deer and we like marmots
and we like all the fluffy animals
We really like the moon

funky ass shiz

Gay = Pwns in covers. Sorry Estelle