So a couple of months ago, my 10-year-old cousin persuaded me to join habbo to amuse her and I quickly found that it was full of retarded preteens. I left quickly.

However, a few hours ago, I’ve realised it’s the perfect place to wreak havoc. Take note, my friends for it is a very fun pastime.

I shall introduce to you the first in the series of HabboHorrors, edee and miss.evans.

I’ll estimate them to be about 10 or 11, judging on the language they used.

They’d met and fallen in love at first sight apparently. Luckily enough, I was there on the scene to make sure no shenanigans happened.

First, I needed to vent my virtual frustrations on the dance floor. You know I couldn’t resist.

Followed a couple of victims around even.

talked to the robot bartender for a bit.

Ah, the saga begins. So this is where I came across miss.evans, the damsel in this virtual love story. I’d seen her. There was a bit of an uncomfortable moment there, thinking that I “wanted” her but luckily I managed to brush it off.

miss.evans seems a bit of a high maintenance girlfriend type of character. She was really pressuring edee.

Marcus was being totally off topic, as usual.

I was trying to protect miss.evans from this online casanova who called himself edee. Tsk tsk. She’d obviously fallen into his “Mr. Shy” ploy.

And then the L-bomb struck. I was desperate to stop the whole thing from turning to a very sordid direction.

Unfortunately, they both disappeared after that. I was so upset I went to the bar.