Archive for August, 2008

30
Aug
08

eu dunch mess wif mai familee

So, in celebration of the impending month of Ramadhan and at the end of it, Hari Raya, I have decided to put up this very, very old picture of my family before all the new additions (i.e. Hafiz, Nur Diyanah and Sabrina or the three little piglets as I like to tease them). Basically my cousins and I were all born with in a very close span of time and it’s just amusing to see us all so small  (and in my case, so very grumpy).

I’m sitting next to my grandfather and behind me are my mum and dad (I really have no idea why he’s wearing green by the way) and the fetching girls on either side of them in yellow and in red are my two older sisters. 

Wow, I can’t believe I was.. four years old in that picture (taking in mind that my birthday is on the last day of the year you see.) 

This picture was taken in front of my house and it hasn’t changed one bit by the way… we even use that same furniture. The grass still looks the same, the porch… even the curtains. Actually several things haven’t changed despite of the MAJOR changes that have obviously taken place within the span of the span fifteen years. My dad still has that very irritating moustache… and my mum looks like she hasn’t aged a day from then. 

 

Ah well. This picture is bittersweet to me… but I’m sure all old pictures are like that for everyone I guess. Still.

30
Aug
08

what is this bullshit google??

Okay, so I google up Angelina Jolie in Google images and then I see something that enrages me A LOT.

EXCUSE ME? JESSICA ALBA? A RELATED SEARCH TO ANGELINA JOLIE???

 

I think not. Aphrodite perhaps. Venus probably. NOT JESSICA ALBA, who by the way has been looking frumpy. hey come on man, J. Lo and Angelina gave birth to twins and they look A-okay. Pshaw! Okay sure, Jessica Alba is very attractive but NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY COMPARE TO ANGELINA JOLIE.

Cut the crap Google!

30
Aug
08

iFailz

Perhaps she’s so pretty that it’s so impossible to capture her features properly. LE SIGH.

29
Aug
08

Starman?

28
Aug
08

Yoda

27
Aug
08

Make Hay, Not War

26
Aug
08

David Bowie

If you want to know why I love David Bowie so much, you only have to listen to “Life on Mars.”

Then the rest of his discography.

Then read about him.

Then you will love him (or the idea of him) as much as I do.

Like Hedwig says, “Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.”

David Bowie can only be grasped as an idea to me and yet I think sometimes that idea is more real that my own two hands.

Le sigh?

24
Aug
08

Bimbo Watch: Day 2

OH MY GOD!

I came back from a day out with the sloth and I find that missbimbo.com has totally revamped itself! I was sort of pleased (I guess) but then I rushed to see my bimbo and found THIS.

I AM SO ANNOYED! What the hell is this THING that has taken over my bimbo’s place? Now she looks like a defective Bratz. I haven’t been this annoyed since I accidentally challenged someone for 50 Bimbo points. Ugh.

Now she looks about 12 with breasts and is dating creepy old actors that she picked up in a club. Great. Give me back my 20 year old gold digger bimbo!!! :(

Meanwhile, I won 17 challenges and it’s only day 2. So not surprised. Take a look at some of the other member’s laughable attempts to dress their bimbos up. It’s called car crashing when members dress their bimbos up in all the expensive items they find to win challenges.

My bimbo currently has an IQ of 73.7 and 223 Bimbo Attitude. :/

24
Aug
08

My Bimbo

So I had this bimbo for several months and then stupidly, forgot to freeze the account so my bimbo DIED. AFTER SO MUCH MONEY INVESTED IN HER GROWTH!

Continue reading ‘My Bimbo’

22
Aug
08

Abah

I just wanted to put this picture up because I thought it was so cute.

This is my grandpa. He is fluent in Japanese, can make bird noises and is a very funny man.

I love him a lot.

He is such a jolly man.