The Answer

This is what happens when you google up “The answer to life, the universe and everything”.

Man, this makes me want to work at Google even more!

Tellypoortahseeon

I don’t even know how to react to Sab’s deadpannity sometimes. (Yes, deadpannity is a word now).

Mmm! Juicy MSN tidbits!

Filled to the brim with galloping randomosity.

I think from time to time, a group of burly men with pot bellies should put the letters of “WHAT THE?” on their chests and stand just outside the PM’s house. It makes just about as much sense as fine print.

Grrr

Trousersnake

I would have been way happier if char had used the word penii, but this is just as good.

SAB AND NAJ = COMEDY

I like fun, funny stuff so naturally if you get me and some other people together you get fun, funny stuff. Presumptious? No. I am naturally very, very, very funny. No really, ask Sloth.

Enough about me and more about me and other people. So Sab and I were lamenting about how sad it is that Singapore’s blogosphere netesphere pantyhosesphere is practically dominated by plastic, slut-tish/like/tatronic girls and I truly believe girls can be funny without gyratin’ their punanis in people’s faces.

Therefore Sab and I are working on a project thing and anyway it’s really fun to do. We’ve yet to develop anything concrete yet but a few of our resources (mainly Nigel) told us it’s quite amusing.

I think what we have in our hands can be summarised in the screenshot below.

BELIEVE!!!!!!!

The Divine Miss P

and at this point sab goes:

EITHER WAY I’M A VICTIM NAJ

I’m terrible at doing any sort of efficient screenshooting. BTW, I’ve spruced up my very own Twitter so I’ve added the Rss feed at the right column. Feel free to see how much I love to irritate the world (code word for Sab).

MSN Shenanigans.

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Le sigh.

Hantu Tetek

I’m not sure if all of you are familiar with this Malay ‘old wives tale’ but a Hantu Tetek, or literally translated, “Ghost Boob”, is the ghost of a woman who has these saggy tits and kidnaps children by trapping them under her loose mammaries.

I know, Malay people are really quite bonkers. You would think that they would make up more imaginative stuff than ghostly women who go around with their tits flapping irresponsibly.

Anyway this inspired the following MSN conversation.

Punks and Aussie mats

Note that this was all in the same conversation.