Just to save everyone possible disintegration of brain cells, I have provided a very useful FAQ page for easy usage.

Q: What is your current occupation?

A: Well as of right now I’m an intern at DV9, a web development company, but during breaks and in my quiet time at home I turn into a chakra wielding superhero clad in yellow wellingtons and skinnies and I work on my fitness with Fergie.
Q: Is it true that madness runs in your family?

A: Why not?

Q: Why do you aspire to be when you grow up?

A: A pastry.

Q: Surely you mean a pastry chef?

A: No, I mean a pastry, preferably of the fruity persuasion.